Taxi Etiquette

The driver who picked me up had the heating on full blast and also stunk very badly of BO to the point that I wanted to stop breathing. I wound the window down for some fresh air and he immediately pressed the button to close it. What’s that about? I keep opening it and he keeps closing it without saying a word. Now I am sat here with it full down and my finger depressed on the down button to stop him closing it but we’re on the motorway and I’m getting blown all over the shop. What’s the correct
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Online Dating Pitfalls

I recently woke up in some bushes in Swindon and on the newpaper I’d used as a blanket, I read the following paper about Benefits scrounger White Dee looking for love online. This got me thinking about all those poor hapless bastards who might end up on a date with someone like White Dee who; lets be honest; would frighten a police horse.Here’s the Mingo Sheffield Guide to what to look out for when online dating and some common online dating pitfalls.   Bubbly   Bubbly This is white Dee. Bubbly gives you a sense that they’d be the life
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