About Mingo SheffieldThe truth about me
My name is Mingo Sheffield and I am a ringer outer for a one handed window cleaner. I do not like heights.
I decided to start writing Mingo’s blog as everyday life makes me so furious that it turns my skin orange and I cannot leave the house for days. Sometimes I am paralysed for days with rage, this is normally centred around buses, cycle lanes, shopmobilities and the wind.
I do lots of writing as there are very few people round here who have all their own fingers and therefore I helps them out.
If you would like to contact me then hit me up on twitter where I occasionally post such golden tweets as this:
How good a word is pudding? Everyone try and use it today. Pudding pudding #pudding
— Mingo Sheffield (@MingoSheffield) February 11, 2015
I won't be participating in the ice challenge as I live in a skip and get woken every day by two dozen frozen fish heads being dumped on me.
— Mingo Sheffield (@MingoSheffield) August 24, 2014
Comedy gold. Hit me up on twitter @mingosheffield and I promise every subscriber a pot of apricots.