About Mingo SheffieldThe truth about me

My name is Mingo Sheffield and I am a ringer outer for a one handed window cleaner. I do not like heights.

I decided to start writing Mingo’s blog as everyday life makes me so furious that it turns my skin orange and I cannot leave the house for days. Sometimes I am paralysed for days with rage, this is normally centred around buses, cycle lanes, shopmobilities and the wind.

I do lots of writing as there are very few people round here who have all their own fingers and therefore I helps them out.

If you would like to contact me then hit me up on twitter where I occasionally post such golden tweets as this:

Comedy gold. Hit me up on twitter @mingosheffield and I promise every subscriber a pot of apricots.