Taxi Etiquette

The driver who picked me up had the heating on full blast and also stunk very badly of BO to the point that I wanted to stop breathing. I wound the window down for some fresh air and he immediately pressed the button to close it. What’s that about? I keep opening it and he keeps closing it without saying a word. Now I am sat here with it full down and my finger depressed on the down button to stop him closing it but we’re on the motorway and I’m getting blown all over the shop. What’s the correct
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Health and Safety Risk Assesment

I was asked to fill out a very long form for Health and Safety and fire reasons. It goes into great detail about how a person in my office with impairements (?!) would be treated if there was a fire or need for evacuation. The thing is about 50 pages long as I am the only person in my office, I literally could not justify the time it would take to fill it all in. What I could justify though is spending most of the morning drawing pictures of horses on the risk assesment instead.
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Things I can See in Ljubljana Airport

I am currently sat in an airport in Slovenia and I am bored therefore here are some of the things I can currently see from my seat just outside the ladies lavatory. A man with a wooly hat which is literally sitting on top of his head. It’s delicately balanced by the look of it, I will try to get a picture but he looks a big lad and a bit handy so I have to be careful. A 90 year old Des Lyman doing a crossword A woman walking sideways for some reason. I like to think it’s because
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