The Neighbours

Everybody needs good neighbours Neighbours Odd Behaviour Flicking the lights on and off constantly like a big mad disco Weeing in the street Stalking some fella in the flats up the road Howling in the small hours Spoons going missing My new house (Mingo Towers) has a rather strange set of neighbours. I noticed something amiss when I moved in and noticed there was an ashtray screwed to the wall; the kind you see outside pubs. I thought nothing more of it until a few days later and I met them – I had a steam mop delivered next door
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