Ways to kill peppa Pig

Ways to Kill Peppa Pig

The little Sheffields are obsessed with this bloody cartoon pig, I can only dream of ways of ending her!

  1. BBQ, I can almost smell that flame grilled pork (although make sure she takes those golden boots off, that burning rubber will ruin the taste)
  2. Get Daddy Pig to sit on her; the fat piggy bastard
  3. Push her in the duck pond and hold her under
  4. Train those ducks to attack pigs
  5. Goad Winston Wolf back into his feral ways until he grips her little piggy neck with his razor sharp incisors and shakes her to bits. Pulled pork anyone?
  6. Kick her to death
  7. Beat her unconscious with George’s dinosaur
  8. Push her in the hole when Mr. Bull dogs up the road
  9. Smother her with Teddy
  10. Stake her to the ground and leave her in the sun.