Health and Safety Risk Assesment

I was asked to fill out a very long form for Health and Safety and fire reasons. It goes into great detail about how a person in my office with impairements (?!) would be treated if there was a fire or need for evacuation. The thing is about 50 pages long as I am the only person in my office, I literally could not justify the time it would take to fill it all in. What I could justify though is spending most of the morning drawing pictures of horses on the risk assesment instead. Fuck you Health and Safety,
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Things I can See in Ljubljana Airport

I am currently sat in an airport in Slovenia and I am bored therefore here are some of the things I can currently see from my seat just outside the ladies lavatory. A man with a wooly hat which is literally sitting on top of his head. It’s delicately balanced by the look of it, I will try to get a picture but he looks a big lad and a bit handy so I have to be careful. A 90 year old Des Lyman doing a crossword A woman walking sideways for some reason. I like to think it’s because
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Mingo Attempts Dry January

why oh why did I agree to dry January? I didn’t realise it would be this difficult. I drink far too much and therefore thought cutting back would be wise but it is quite the opposite. People said I would feel better, have more energy, sleep better and be more motivated for things like the gym and going dogging and stuff but to be honest, it’s had the opposite effect on me; it makes me want to murder people. A lot. Dry January Day 3 I have an acheing in my legs that I cannot seem to identify, its almost
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