Home Schooling Preperation

It is with great trepidation that I write this. From tomorrow, the wife and I will be home schooling our four children as well as trying to hold down full time jobs ourselves. We have gone about this in separate ways really, her with blind panic and me with hilarity and nonsense. The whiteboard is out and she has scheduled schooling based around our work meetings etc but its not clear how we are going to school four kids aged from 12 to 3. “13 minutes scheduled for Tarquins Falafel ciabatta before his latin test and a short clarinet rehearsal
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Christmas Icons in the Developing Americas.

Introduction With Santa Claus being the figurehead for the whole festive period in the modern, developed and utterly commercial countries, we decided to take a look at some of the poorer countries in South America to see if their beliefs in Father Christmas have any relation to the GDP of the country or even academic success. Columbia, Peru, Bolivia and Venezuela all have different icons for Christmas with locals in different areas telling their children about Santa Claus, the three wise man, El Niño (the little baby Jesus) or even a big serpent god who delivers gifts. if we take
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A Love Story About Otters

This is a story set in the countryside of Fife,About two little otters, both man and wife. Harry was the male who had been paired, Despite the fact he was speech impaired. He spoke with a lisp, he couldn’t say R’s, But this didn’t stop him, he reached for the stars. His wife’s name was Rudy, she was a bit of a wimp, She’d been born with 3 legs so walked with a limp. But despite their deformities, hand in glove, The couple were very much deep in love. They feasted on dormice, loaded their bellies, Never agreed on TV
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