Health and Safety Risk Assesment

I was asked to fill out a very long form for Health and Safety and fire reasons. It goes into great detail about how a person in my office with impairements (?!) would be treated if there was a fire or need for evacuation. The thing is about 50 pages long as I am the only person in my office, I literally could not justify the time it would take to fill it all in. What I could justify though is spending most of the morning drawing pictures of horses on the risk assesment instead. Fuck you Health and Safety,
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Mingo Attempts Dry January

why oh why did I agree to dry January? I didn’t realise it would be this difficult. I drink far too much and therefore thought cutting back would be wise but it is quite the opposite. People said I would feel better, have more energy, sleep better and be more motivated for things like the gym and going dogging and stuff but to be honest, it’s had the opposite effect on me; it makes me want to murder people. A lot. Dry January Day 3 I have an acheing in my legs that I cannot seem to identify, its almost
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Ways to kill peppa Pig

Ways to Kill Peppa Pig

The little Sheffields are obsessed with this bloody cartoon pig, I can only dream of ways of ending her! BBQ, I can almost smell that flame grilled pork (although make sure she takes those golden boots off, that burning rubber will ruin the taste) Get Daddy Pig to sit on her; the fat piggy bastard Push her in the duck pond and hold her under Train those ducks to attack pigs Goad Winston Wolf back into his feral ways until he grips her little piggy neck with his razor sharp incisors and shakes her to bits. Pulled pork anyone? Kick
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