The little Sheffields are obsessed with this bloody cartoon pig, I can only dream of ways of ending her!
- BBQ, I can almost smell that flame grilled pork (although make sure she takes those golden boots off, that burning rubber will ruin the taste)
- Get Daddy Pig to sit on her; the fat piggy bastard
- Push her in the duck pond and hold her under
- Train those ducks to attack pigs
- Goad Winston Wolf back into his feral ways until he grips her little piggy neck with his razor sharp incisors and shakes her to bits. Pulled pork anyone?
- Kick her to death
- Beat her unconscious with George’s dinosaur
- Push her in the hole when Mr. Bull dogs up the road
- Smother her with Teddy
- Stake her to the ground and leave her in the sun.