seasons greetings (not you Dave)

Seasons Greetings

This is my Christmas Card this year. Seasons Greetings but Dave is a prick. I did want a Christmas card which I could send to everyone to show my complete indifference at life but there wasn’t anything plain enough; they are all too jolly or full of hope, love and faith in fellow man. As I live in a cupboard and am only let out for toilet, I do not feel these things. This was the most miserable Christmas card I could find.
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