Mingo’s Escape

The Story So Far After being locked up in a back storecupboard of the Urmston Bookshop and forced to memorise authors of strange foreign books, I decided to escape by tunneling through the walls with a tea spoon and covering the hole with a huge picture of Gloria Hunniford. 1st April 14:40 After my successful escape, I’ve decided I’m going to hitchhike to the airport as its safer for me to be out of the country. Although Frances drives like she cannot see 4 metres in front of her, she eerily see’s it all. So far, no-one has stopped apart
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